Stop bringing your own bags and give our kids their childhood back.

I hate BYOB day. That's "Bring your Own Bag Day" for you. I think we should scrap it altogether. Not that I'm not a green person, in fact I'm always in support of saving our dear precious mother earth.

However, BYOB day is another matter. Last time, it used to be the first Wednesday of every month but now it seems that it's BYOB day every Wednesday at NTUC fairprice supermarkets.

Well, I believe in taking all my medicine at one go; either you scrap BYOB day or you totally stop giving out plastic bags, like what IKEA is doing.

You know that sudden realization, when you are carrying a truckload of grocery and getting ready to pay for it at the cashier when you suddenly remember, "Oh shoot! Today is Wednesday! And that means, I have to bring my own bag!"

It is then you wished that you could time travel and instantly jump to Thursday. Or you could jump back to Tuesday and remember that you have to bring your own bag along when you go to the supermarket on Wednesday. Ha.

Gosh, I just realized I sounded so auntie. Fancy complaining about plastic bags and grocery shopping here. Ha.

Speaking about taking all our medicine at one go, like how the GST was raised from 5% to 7% at one shot, I think we should review the PSLE Maths papers now and raise the standard to such heights that only people from a certain country can pass it. Ha. :P

I mean, have you recently taken a look at the stuffs our primary school kids are learning nowadays? I tell you, some of the maths questions have left me scratching my head. Maybe I'm allergic to maths or something since my scalp always itches whenever I look at algebra or equations. Ha.

Not only Maths, even the science. People, these kids are studying animal reproduction in primary school already! The last time I was in primary school, I was still trying to figure out which came first, the chicken or the egg! Ha.

Even the English, the vocabulary these kids are exposed to and expected to know might even put some of you to shame. For crying out loud, you guys are reading this piece of crap right now while those genius kids are happily easily devouring the Straits Times and some even the Business Times. Ha.

My point in all this? Give our kids a break! Give them their childhood back! I shudder when I hear and read reports from parents that almost all kids nowadays have tuition because every other kid is having it.

I know I should not be going against the tuition era since my patapon dar dar is after all a tuition teacher and the food she brings to the table are all bought from the money she makes from tuition and boy are those nice food and I sure don't want to miss those food... oops, sorry I got distracted! Ha.

But I feel that everything should always be done in moderation. Some kids have tuition from Monday to Sunday, giving them no time to do the most important thing a kid should do. It starts with "P."

No, NOT taking Piano lessons but rather PLAY!

Kids need to play just like how fishes need to swim. I mean a fish won't be a fish if it didn't swim just like how a kid won't be a kid if he/she doesn't play! Ha. It might seems like a strange analogy but you get the point right?

A fish that doesn't swim is either a dead fish or simply a fish that has not been taught how to swim. And we all know what happens to fishes that can't swim, they all end up dead eventually.

A kid who doesn't play? Then where the hell is his imagination going to come from? What about his make-believe conversation with his imaginary friend, or his Steven Spielberg's talents when he directs his Spiderman action figure in his own version of Spiderman 4?

Wow, I just realized how much I missed those. Ha.

For the girls, no more imaginary tea parties or the pretending to be a cook games. No more, gasp, Barbie dolls and Ken. You know what that means people? It means that the entire toy industry could go down! Think of the repercussions!

Millions will be out of jobs. Factories that once churn out Barbie dolls could end up producing "How to ace your maths in 10 days!" instead! That is horrible! Ha.

So people, for the sake of the toy industry and our economy, stop giving the kids so much tuition! I mean, the only tuition I had was from Primary 3 to 6 and even that was a relaxing group tuition where we will spend 10 minutes to do our worksheet and the next hour playing block catching. Ha. Shh... don't tell my mum that.

What? You don't know what is block catching? I really pity you. Ha.

I had minimal tuition and look where that got me today?

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Right, that wasn't such a great example. Let's move on shall we? Ha.

Point is, kids can have tuition but some time should be allocated to playing. You only have your childhood once and the moment you miss the train to childhood land, you miss it.

There's no second train or anything like that. You can't possibly have make-believe conversation with your Batman action figure when you are an adult, unless you are really directing the next Batman blockbuster and you need to do that to get inspiration. Ha.

Otherwise, sorry. The trip to childhood land is one way and they don't wait for late-comers.

That's why I have been trying to get this point to my dar dar about the future plans for our kids. Tuitions are allowed on Monday to Friday and half a day Saturday. After that, it's playtime and Sunday is family day! Ha.

What? You wished you were my kid? Ha.

But I'm still trying to get dar dar to sign on the dotted line just in case she backs out on our agreement for the kids. Ha. See, siukai is such a nice guy and would make the best father in the world!

Gosh! What the heck is wrong with me today? I'm already starting to talk about fatherhood when I'm not even married?! Ha.

Well, it's never too early to plan isn't it?

I always felt that I was much older than what my IC suggested. Maybe wiser is a more appropriate word. Ha.

In primary school, when the other kids were still catching spiders and grasshoppers, I was already at Tarantulas and crickets. Ha. That was obviously a joke. Point is, I think far ahead. Like currently, I'm thinking of what to have for lunch on Saturday. Ha. :p

Come on siukai! Can't you be serious for a second?

Right.

There. A second.

Ha. I can't be serious. I will bore you to death. The other time I tried to be serious, I was nearly arrested by the authorities for attempted murder by boredom. Ha.

Some of you reading this blog might think that siukai is the crappiest man alive and he is full of bull. Well, the truth is far from that.

My dar dar can attest to that; siukai can be serious and most of the time he is rather boring except when he is blogging. That's when another being seems to take over his mind and fingers and crap will just flow out, like now. Ha.

Okie, I got to stop soon. Need to head to work. Yah, I got another work as a traffic surveyor. Recently, I feel that I'm becoming more of an odd-job worker, all kind of work also do: Software promoter, Membership recruiter and now traffic surveyor. Ha. What's next?

This weekend, dar dar is cooking one of her specialty dish, "Tuna fried rice with sausages". Ha. Looking forward to it. Till then. Au revoir! :D